This bold cotton tee speaks with blunt humor and effortless attitude. Crafted from a smooth, medium-weight cotton knit, the shirt wears like an everyday staple but announces itself loudly: bright yellow block text reads “THERE’S A 99% CHANCE I DON’T CARE,” stacked for maximum impact. The classic crew neck and relaxed cut make it easy to throw on for long days, busy commutes, or laid-back weekends. It holds shape thanks to ribbed collar and shoulder tape, and the tubular knit avoids side seams for a clean silhouette. The result is a durable, comfortable shirt that pairs with worn jeans, a hoodie, or under a jacket when you want your mood to do the talking.
This tee fits people who prefer dry sarcasm and direct communication — friends who value honesty, quick wit, and shirts that double as a conversation starter. Wear it to casual hangs, road trips, open-mic nights, or whenever you’re in the mood to keep things low-energy and high-sass.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — smooth, durable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: bold front print via DTG/DTF for crisp, detailed yellow typography
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
