Soft, slightly oversized, and built to last — this classic cotton tee carries a deadpan sense of humor that clicks with fans of sci‑fi and dry wit. A minimalist alien silhouette holds a hand‑lettered sign that reads “I DON’T BELIEVE IN HUMANS,” giving the shirt a playful, outsider vibe. Wear it to conventions, late‑night tabletop sessions, or when you want to signal low‑key misanthropy with a smile. The natural fabric tone and simple black print keep the look understated and easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves. It feels lived‑in from the first wear but keeps its shape wash after wash, so it becomes a reliable go‑to for road trips, meetups, or lazy days at home.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for clean lines and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing techniques (DTF for sleeves/neck, DTG for main art) for sharp, lasting graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
