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"I Survived The Great Killer Lettuce Attack of 2026" Novelty Tee
"I Survived The Great Killer Lettuce Attack of 2026" Novelty Tee
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$15.83 USD
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Lighthearted and wildly specific, this tee tells a story — the wearer stood their ground when gardens revolted. Soft, sturdy cotton holds a colorful, detailed print of an oversized lettuce looming behind a tiny, defiant gardener. The tone is playful and a little absurd, made for people who collect niche humor and love shirts that spark a smile (and a conversation). Comfortable classic fit, ribbed collar, and tear-away label keep the focus on the design and the laugh it earns. Machine-washable and responsibly sourced, it pairs well with jeans, aprons, or beer-in-hand at summer cookouts or plant-swap meetups.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification — soft, breathable, durable
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape reduce stretch and improve drape
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG on main artwork for detailed, vibrant print
- Tear-away label, medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) and ethical sourcing (US cotton, made in Nicaragua)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification — soft, breathable, durable
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape reduce stretch and improve drape
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/labels and DTG on main artwork for detailed, vibrant print
- Tear-away label, medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) and ethical sourcing (US cotton, made in Nicaragua)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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